~ Hiyoo! I'm the all time greatest artist (~in your dreams~)! I'm pretty (~stupid~) fantastic (~four!~) the greatest (~liar~) and above all things! I'm lovable (~...no comment...~)
~ Ok, Since this is just a small page full of artwork that was done by ME (~Charlene~) there isn't much to drool over so don't get yourself too excited yet, but I'm happy that you have stumbled upon my most fabulous page! Isn't it the greatest you've ever seen!? I'm sure you agree!
~ I try to update as often as I can come up with a beautiful and lovely piece of work to show off to all you lovable peeps out there. But, due to some unexplained fear of paper (~cuts~) I've spent the last couple of minutes sitting in a corner staring at my pencil hoping it'll spin in circles and do some doggy tricks.
~ Enough about me, let's talk about you viewers who have decided to take a peek at what great eye candy I have! Well, I would first like to say that you may spoil your eyes, go blind, and die from a heart attack.
~ If you like my drawings so much that you dream about 'em day and night you're welcome to print em out and drool over it. You shouldn't show it off to your friends and say you drew it, because that be lying (~naughty~). If you would like to take some of my fan art or use on of my drawings to put on a page I would much like it if you ask my permission first (~via email~) and give me the addy to your website, as well as link back to my page. Now putting my artwork on your page without my permission and calling it your own will result in immediate death and you'll go to hell, tata! In other words: you'll eventually be caught, tarred and feathered and put on display for complete humiliation.
~ I'm sure as you can see it's pretty easy to get around the page and I hope it's not too hard to read with black background and white text, but blacks me faa~avorite color and I would've liked to make the based on that color, I may change the text color one of these days, but right now it's white! Deal wit it! Also, I ORDER you to sign my damn guestbook when you decide to visit! Praise me! Worship me! You're not worthy! (~*smack*~) ...ok, so you don't have to worship me... but I would like it if you would be so kind as to sign the guestbook and say a couple of things and not spam the place with exclamation marks ^_^
~ Now, that I got all that outta my system I'm sure you're anxious to see the site. I will leave you with some warnings.
~ This site has been rated PG13 for I have somewhat of a bad mouth, so please do not read these things outloud to your children ;) Want something a little softer then you may want to check out my bright and cheery page (~*AngeL's* Little Cloud~).
~ If you don't like Anime, then I suggest you only visit the Portfolio section.
~ Don't expect to see many drawings of dudes, I'm still working on that.
~ F33R ME!
